The Academic

10:03 PM / Posted by Ashley / comments (0)

I found this on my Frankie Frederick's blog. He's a friend of mine from NYU who is one of the most inspiring activists I've met. He works in the interfaith movement and is founder of an organization called "World Faith". Check his blog out at: http://worldfaith.wordpress.com/ .

I love this and absolutely feel the need to repost (hence, I struggle with these same issues) :

The Academic

In the Land of Parzania, the Center of the Universe
Where knowledge is said to be the key,
Of doctors and lawyers, and engineers
An academic is the one to be!

With calculations and theories, yes with concepts
The Academics do tell,
an explanation of everything
yes, even of Heaven and Hell!

With certainty he says, the data does elude
That the Sun is in love with the Moon,
Should the Moon find out, he’d certainly stop
Promising our permanent doom!

The commoners, they listen intently
On the wild theories abound,
But some can’t help but wonder
What will really happen on the ground.

They’ve heard such antics, they’ve seen it before
Like when the War did end,
The Academics did promise,
That there could be no war, yes never again!

See the Academic, she’d studied poverty
at the finest university in town,
Followed by the Food Aid conference,
at the swankiest hotel around.

But when she left Parzania
true poverty she did find,
The theories now seemed irrevelant
only their sorrow filled her mind.

Perplexed she called her mother
An aging Academic herself,
Listened to her daughter’s inquiry
When reading the books on her shelf.

“Mother what can I do?”
The daughter cried on the phone,
“The theories now seem worthless
When you’re starving, cold, and alone.”

“Knowledge is great, theories are better”
The mother quickly replied,
“But the best are those morsels of wisdom
Those that can be easily applied.”

“See Academics are neither good nor bad
As by now you have probably pained,
But they have a choice what to do
With the abundant knowledge they gained.”

“So be learned, yes read and write
And be cultured, yes it’s all true,
Just remember God cares not what you think
But watches what you can do.

A Poem by Frank Fredericks


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GRE Word(s) of the week: AXIUM, SALUBRIOUS, SANGUINE

1:48 PM / Posted by Ashley / comments (0)


Hooray... it's time for the GRE Words of the Week! In honor of my recent bout with Bikram Yoga... I devote the GRE WotW to the experience...

AXIOM
noun- (akk see uhm)
premise, postulate, self evident truth
Synonyms: adage, apothegm, maxim, rule
SALUBRIOUS
adjective - (suh loo bree uhs)
healthful
Synonyms: bracing, curative, medicinal, tonic, therapeutic
SANGUINE
adjective- (saan gwuhn)
ruddy; cheerfully optimistic
Synonyms: confident, hopeful, positive, rosy, rubicund
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Part of my 2009 New Year's Resolution was to continue developing some life axioms (especially when it comes to my physical well being) . Therefore, in an attempt to make my life a bit more salubrious, I started doing Bikram Yoga.

This is what I thought I'd be doing:


And this is what I actually felt:



Never the less, I remain sanguine, it was incredible and I'm completely addicted!

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Finally, my big chance guys!

8:39 AM / Posted by Ashley / comments (0)

Sometimes I just have to hang my head in shame of what this profession (and the job opportunities) has come to.

Coolness Ranking of Reality TV: 0
Coolness Ranking of People who are seek friends, love, attention and fame on Reality TV: 0
Coolness Ranking of People who are seeking friends, love, attention and fame on Reality TV multiple times: -75


FAIL.

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Friday, Jan. 23, 2009, 4:37 PM Pacific

PARIS HILTON NEW BFF 2
Reality TV
NON-UNION

Casting Director: Doron Ofir
Interview Dates: TBD
Shoot/Start Date: March - April
Pay Rate: non disclosed
Location: Los Angeles

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY

NOTE: ALSO INCLUDE PERFORMANCE VIDEOS OR ACTOR SLATES IF AVAILABLE. DO NOT SEND DEMO TAPES.

Casting only the 'Hottest Girls' and the most 'Fabulously Fierce Guys' who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.

Paris Hilton's My New BFF is back for a part deux.

The Heiress to American Royalty extends her most exclusive invitation to expand her A-List Clique.

Do you long to strut into the world's most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? Ever wish the velvet ropes didn't exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? How about the fantasy of jet setting around the world with the ultimate BFF, whose fierce style, charisma and star power is only matched by your own.

Now that's hot! Paris is granting the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or 'fabulous' guy who has what it takes to join Paris Hilton's inner circle. Finally, you have the chance to show the world that you have what it takes to achieve social stardom; allowing you unprecedented access to young Hollywood as never before. Loves It!

Doron Ofir Casting is enlisting only the 'Hottest Bitches' and the most 'Fabulously Fierce Guys' who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.

TTYS!

[ "HOTTEST BITCHES" ]
who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.

[ "FABULOUSLY FIERCE GUYS" ]
who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.

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EMERGENYC - Call for Applications

12:18 PM / Posted by Ashley / comments (0)

I highly recommend this program. I had a wonderful time being part of it last year... Please feel free to contact me if you would like more information about it.



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Dear friends and colleagues —

After an incredibly successful first year of EMERGENYC (Hemispheric New York Emerging Performers Program), we are delighted to announce the Call for Applications for 2009. As you will see, this year's format has changed and EMERGENYC 2009 will be a shorter, more intensive version of the 2008 series, more closely approximating the intense and multi-faceted approach we have developed at our Encuentros. This year's topic will be ACTIVIST PERFORMANCE, so please distribute widely to young New York-based activist/performers ages 18-23, and to organizations that could make this call available to them.

We are including the Call and Application Form as an attachment (Word document) and also in the body of this e-mail. Application deadline is February 20th.

All the best,

Marlène


--EMERGENYC Hemispheric New York Emerging Performers Program Call for Applications 2009Activist Performance Series

The Hemispheric Institute of Performance and Politics at New York University is now accepting applications for EMERGENYC, its 2009 Hemispheric New York Emerging Performers Program. This year's theme focuses on Activist Performance. As a part of the Institute's Hemispheric New York initiative, the Emerging Performers Program aims to support the development of New York-based artists between the ages of 18 and 23 through a program of workshops and events that will take place between April and June 2009. We seek talented, committed and highly motivated young activists/artists/performers whose work functions as a vehicle for political expression and social change, and who examine the broad range of identities, practices and histories of the Americas (the western hemisphere, thus "hemispheric") through genres such as spoken word, street performance, political cabaret, performance art, video performance, movement, and others.

Why Hemispheric New York?
New York City is a space of transformation in which expressive practices from throughout the Americas come into contact and combine into new artistic forms. The constant encounters and collisions of African-, Native-, Asian-, Latino- and European- American cultures that define the City, combined with the multiple political and counter-cultural movements that have flourished on its streets, are a key source of the artistic and activist innovation that has long characterized New York City. Experimental performance, hip-hop and salsa are powerful examples of the hemispheric fusions that the City's neighborhoods have incubated. Anti-consumerism activism like Reverend Billy's Church of Stop Shopping, artistic interventions such as the Guerilla Girls and Fulana's If You Fear Something, You'll See Something poster campaign are examples of the innovative conjunction of art and political protest. Drawing on this vitality, the program will enable young activists/performers to work with leading practitioners in the field, to take interdisciplinary leaps, and to develop their own strategies to use performance for social change.

The Program
Between April and June, the selected participants will take part in weekly workshops led by George Emilio Sánchez as well as by invited artists/activists such as Reverend Billy and Saviri D, Guillermo Gómez-Peña, Fulana, and others. One of the goals of this year's series is to work in all five boroughs in New York City. We are asking applicants to define social issues that are important to them (e.g., globalization, the environment, the economy, racism, gender/sexuality, etc.), and to find a bridge to communities around those issues.
The program will be divided into three phases. Phase 1: every Saturday from April 4th to May 9th, participants will work closely with George Emilio Sánchez in developing performance and activist strategies, such as Boalian techniques, performance art and site-specific interventions. Phase 2: intensive daily sessions from May 16- 23, participants will work closely with leading activists, artists and scholars, and will explore specific tactics for work in the field (street performance, interviewing, videotaping, seeing other people's work, etc.). Phase 3: every Saturday from May 30th to June 13th participants will develop their work with communities of interest throughout the City (hopefully in the five boroughs), building on the strategies explored through the workshops. Final event (June 20th): participants will share their strategies and experiences in a public forum.

This program is free of charge.

Who Is Eligible
EMERGENYC is open to activists/artists/performers between the ages of 18 to 23 who live in New York City. Applicants must have prior experience in activism and/or various performance genres. The program welcomes applications from individuals enrolled in the City's colleges and universities AND from those who are not currently pursuing formal higher education.

How to Apply
Please send the following materials to hemi.newyork@nyu.edu no later than February 20th 2009:
1) Completed application form
2) A resume or biographical statement (maximum 500 words) that tells us about who you are, where you are from, your performance background and your current projects.
3) A statement of purpose (maximum 750 words) describing the reasons you want to participate in EMERGENYC. Please also describe the specific issues you would want to address through the program and any preliminary ideas about the communities where you would ground this work.
4) 2 letters of recommendation, which your recommenders must send directly to hemi.newyork@nyu.edu

Selected participants will be notified March 6th and program activities will begin on April 4th.

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The Hemispheric Institute of Performance and Politics is a collaborative, multilingual and interdisciplinary consortium of institutions, artists, scholars, and activists throughout the Americas. The organization's mission is to map new areas of knowledge based on understanding embodied practice—performance—as a way of creating new meaning and transmitting cultural values, memory and identity. Through courses, work groups, conference/festivals, a digital video library, an online scholarly journal, a tri-lingual website, and public forums, the Institute explores the relationship between expressive behavior and social and political life in the Americas.

For more information on the Hemispheric Institute, please visit: http://hemisphericinstitute.org
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APPLICATION FORM

Name:
Artistic Name (if any):
Street Address:
E-mail Address:
Phone Number(s):
Website (if any):
Date of Birth:
Languages spoken (other than English):
How long have you lived in New York City?
Please provide us with the names and contact information of your recommenders.
Recommender 1Name:E-mail Address: Phone Number:
Recommender 2Name:E-mail Address: Phone Number:
APPLICATION CHECKLIST (see Call for Applications for details) Completed application form Your biographical statement (250-500 words) Your statement of purpose (500-750 words) 2 letters of recommendation (to be sent directly to us by recommenders at hemi.newyork@nyu.edu) Optional: Samples of your work.

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Yes, We Can!

11:23 PM / Posted by Ashley / comments (0)

In honor of our new President Barack Obama, I repost the Obama/Biden arts policy and campaign platform. See here: http://www.barackobama.com/pdf/issues/additional/Obama_FactSheet_Arts.pdf

Also, be sure to join me (and hundreds of thousands of others) in signing a petition as per Quincy Jones' suggestion to create a Secretary of the Arts for the Obama cabinet. This could be a monumental step in arts education in this country. Online petition with over 150,000 names can be found right here: http://www.petitiononline.com/esnyc/petition.html


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GRE Word(s) of the week: SOLECISM, MISSIVE, SEDITION, MILITATE

11:33 AM / Posted by Ashley / comments (1)

A little late this week due to some beginning of the week template drama (still working out the kinks). Here we go with Kaplan's GRE words of the week... BTW- I have to add a few each week if I'll ever make it through the box.





SOLECISM
(sah lih sishz uhm) - noun
grammatical mistake; blunder in speech
Synonyms: blooper; faux pas; vulgarism



- During the beauty pageant, Miss South Carolina responded to her final question with, "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future," she was content with her answer and clearly unaware of her solecism.




MISSIVE
(mihs ihv) - noun
Synonym: message

- Some people I know receive missives and autographed pictures in the mail from Rachel Maddow... I, on the other hand, receive bills from Sallie Mae.




vs.


(Thank you Keva, for scanning this for me!)


And, finally...

SEDITION

(sih dih shuhn) - noun

Behavior that promotes rebellion or civil disorder against the state.

Synonyms: conspiracy; insurrection

- One of my favorite pieces of American anti-sedition propaganda was called "Deh Fuehrer's Face", made by Walt Disney in 1943.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZiRiIpZVF4

(This video is fascinating in so many ways...)



I still don't know why "sedition" is double spaced for no reason...

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Gotta have a list...

10:14 AM / Posted by Ashley / comments (0)

No better way to end (or begin) the week than with a list (or a few)...

Things I have to do this week:
-Organize "Vignettes" (put schedule into planner)
-Reply to e-mails from Russ (all of them)
-Schedule/Organize MMRP and e-mail cast
-Finish "Rachel Corrie" lists/telephone calls/finalize details
-Finish "Left Forum" panel submission/send letters
-Send fundraising letter for Middle East trip
- Reply to "Notes for Peace" e-mails (all of them)
-Deliver PhD application on Tuesday
-Finish/send Fringe and MITF applications

(This list will most probably triple itself by the end of the week... maybe even today)

People (who are alive) I want to invite to my dinner party (and take a picture with):
- Barack and Michelle Obama
-Rachel Maddow
-Suze Orman
-Hillary Clinton
-Sean Penn
-Oprah
-Al Gore
- The girl that runs the "F-Word Ezine"
-Eve Ensler
- Annie Leibovitz
- Lisa Kron
- Anna Deavere Smith
-Leigh Silverman
- Julie Taymor
-Bono
- LIZA MINELLI !!!!

(My "people who are dead" dinner party invitation list is too excessive to publish here)


Things I bought last week and probably should not have:
-1 cab ride (although it was late and cold)
-Susan Sontag's published journals


Things I will probably never have to buy again:
- BAM Tickets
- computer paper
- paper clips
- various condiments and salad dressing

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